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 Funny Riddles(Place cursor over riddles for the answer)I am as light as a feather, yet no man can hold me for long. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. What has to be broken before it can be used? A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? What goes around the world yet stays in a corner? Without a bridle or a saddle, across a thing I ride and straddle, and those I ride, by the help of me, though almost blind are made to see. What am I? A man is driving his son to school. They get into an accident and the man dies. The son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says "I can't operate on this boy, HES MY SON!" How is this possible? The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing? What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name? What kind of cheese is made backwards? Where can everyone always find money when they look for it? How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the womans daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, "That little girl was my daughter." How could that be? What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls? You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I? You want to build a stone wall around your 12 foot x 20 foot garden. If the bricks are 6 inches high and 66 inches wide and 1 inch long. How many bricks will you need to make a wall 6 inches wide and 4 feet tall? What two things can never be eaten for breakfast? A plane crashes on the France-Spain border. Where do you bury the survivors? Steve bets Phil $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Phil agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Phil lose the bet? A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
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