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 Yo Mama JokesOldYo mama is so old . . . she got her drivers license on a dinosaur Yo mama is so old . . . she left her purse on Noah's Ark Yo mama is so old . . . when she was at school...there was no history class! Yo mama is so old . . . she knew when the Grand Canyon was a ditch Yo mama is so old . . . she has the first copy of the Ten Commandments Yo mama is so old . . . she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party Yo mama is so old . . . when God said let there be light, she hit the switch StupidYo mama is so stupid . . . she thought a quarterback was a refund Yo mama is so stupid . . . she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&M's Yo mama is so stupid . . . she bought a solar powered flashlight Yo mama is so stupid . . . she waited all day at a stop sign Yo mama is so stupid . . . she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps Yo mama is so stupid . . . she sold her car to buy gas Yo mama is so stupid . . . she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes SkinnyYo mama is so skinny . . . she has to wear a belt with spandex Yo mama is so skinny . . . she turned sideways and disappeared Yo mama is so skinny . . . instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent Yo mama is so skinny . . . that she only has one stripe on her pajamas Yo mama is so skinny . . . she has to run around in the shower to get wet Yo mama is so skinny . . . her pants have one belt loop Yo mama is so skinny . . . when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil FatYo mama is so fat . . . she can't wear a Malcolm X shirt because helicopters try to land on her Yo mama is so fat . . . she got baptized at Sea World Yo mama is so fat . . . when she step on a scale it says...'to be continued' Yo mama is so fat . . . she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm Yo mama is so fat . . . when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips Yo mama is so fat . . . she has never seen her feet Yo mama is so fat . . . her shadow weighs 16 pounds UglyYo mama is so ugly . . . when she applied for the ugly contest they told her "NO Professionals!" Yo mama is so ugly . . . they use her face as the mold for the dough mixture when making Monster cookies Yo mama is so ugly . . . when they took her to the beautician it took 10 hours...and that was just for the quote Yo mama is so ugly . . . Obama is thinking of moving Halloween to her birthday Yo mama is so ugly . . . her shadow gave up Yo mama is so ugly . . . when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows Yo mama is so ugly . . . when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a job application HairyYo mama is so hairy . . . Bigfoot takes pictures of her Yo mama is so hairy . . . it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock Yo mama is so hairy . . . the only language she speaks is wookie Yo mama is so hairy . . . they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama is so hairy . . . she got a trim and lost 20 pounds
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