Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the refrigerator is here.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin who? See how quickly we forget?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

Knock, knock! Who's there? I ate mop. I ate mop who? Gross!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Tom Sawyer! Tom Sawyer who? Tom saw yer underwear!

Knock, knock! Who's there? General Lee. General Lee who? Generally I do not tell jokes!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel out of order? I had to knock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to figure this out?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to all this knocking!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur! Arthur who? Arthur anyone who can let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sarah! Sarah who? Sarah reason you're not opening the door?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish! Irish who? Irish you would let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison to you after you listen to me!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther what you wear on your legth!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Usher! Usher who? Usher wish you would let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with ya soon.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior been all my life?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Old Lady. Old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alec you, do you like me?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam up and give me the bill.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Sure, I'll have one.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sadie! Sadie who? Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out to play?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sincerely. Sincerely who? Sincerely this morning, I've been knocking.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Baby owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later, but perhaps I won't.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ahmed. Ahmed who? Ahmed a big mistake coming here.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Danielle! Danielle who? Danielle at me, it's not my fault!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan your doughnut again?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be sorry.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, I gotta ask.